Score: 8

"Good but not great"

submission: Cool Snake Game

date: January 5, 2008

It's been a long time since I've done a flash review and I'm glad it was for this flash instead of some other over hyped bull shit. I'm a huge fan of snake games, and hopefully I'm not alone in saying that, and I must say this is prety damn good. It works great looks original and is just as addicting as the original, I actually had to force myself to stop playing. Although it's good and I'll definately be helping it make it to the portal I wish there where a few more features. Don't get me wrong I'll be playing this for hours on end tonight but you need to add a few things before I can go as far as to call it "perfect". I'd really like some music in the background, maybe a trance song could make it ten times more addictive. I'd also like a pause button, there's nothing I hate more than having to start over because I had to take a piss. You also need to add something to keep track of our score and lastly I'd like it a bit more if you made the brick you had to eat and the snake different colors it can be very confusing while playing. But other than tha you've done a great job recapturing an old favorite and I hope this makes it to the portal.

Score: 10

"Okay... how do I put this?"

submission: Why pigs dont fly

date: December 30, 2007

THAT WAS THE BEST FLASH EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG YOU ARE DA 1337 PWNER, ALL YOU HATERS CAN SUK MY HUGE BALLS~!!!1!!!!1!! THIS WAS AMAZING; THOSE GRAPHICS, THE VOICES, THE ANIMATION, THE VOICES, AND THE GRAPHICS WHERE BRILLIANT!! THE MOST UNDERATED FLASH ON ALL OF NEWGROUNDS 5/5

Score: 10

"I agree"

submission: Awesome Grounds

date: December 22, 2007

Some of these reviews are just hilarious. "You have a different opinion then mine so stfu" is basically all I've seen. But basically you've shown the Newgrounds community the truth and they deny it. Although I liked some of Egoraptor's earlier work he has just been riding his fame lately and hasn't done anything original since Metal Gear awesome. He has talent but he knows his fans will vote 5 on whatever crap he does so he doesn't put any effort into of his flashes. The review section just goes to show you how many Egoraptor fans there are out there. The animation and lip syncing are horrible but I'm just glad to see someone who agrees with me. This is the best flash I've ever seen and I'm going to vote 5 every day for the next ten years :D!!!!!!!!!

Score: 3

"That's bad"

submission: TANK DICK

date: December 2, 2007

I don't care if God himself made this flash I did not like it. The voices where horrible (Don't laugh while you're recording), and it would only be funny to the dumbest of all retards. I'm not going to give you a good review just because you created Newgrounds, the flash was too short and homosexual for anyone with an I.Q above fourteen to enjoy it. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's not cool. It's just a short homosexual flash with some of the worst voices I've ever heard. Why would I enjoy that? Next time add actual humor and some women, and I'll give you a good score.

Score: 10

"Amazing, but...."

submission: Ray - Part 3 Introduction

date: December 1, 2007

Ir's a great flash no doubt but I expected more. The music is amazing, the story is great, the animation is beyond belief, and the voices are as great. But something dosen't feel right, maybe I'm just pissed cause you're teasing us with this small demo. Maybe I'm made cause it has been a year since you've submitted this and you still haven't given us the new Ray 3. I don't want you to rush Phil but you can't keep putting your fans on hold. Nevertheless the flash is perfect in nearlt every way and I could imagine this being on a console. Hopefully there will be more choices and better voices when Ray 3 comes out. Either way you deserve a 5 out of 5 for this excellent flash.

Score: 7

"Nice game"

submission: The Duders: Hentai Time!

date: November 29, 2007

Well I was expecting something different but it's a nice game. Although it starts to feel repetitive after a while it's pretty damn addicting. I just wish you had some actual hentai in there. You also need to work on the voice acting and gameplay. But nonetheless it's a good game.

Score: 9

"Excellent flash"

submission: 300 QUEERS

date: November 29, 2007

This a pretty good flash, nearly perfect if I do say so myself. You perfectly capture the look and feel of "300". Then you add in some of the best jokes I've ever heard on NG. The voices are amazing, and quite frankly this is one of the best flashes I've ever seen. The only thing that could've made this flash any better is if you made it a little longer, iit feels WAY too short. Nevertheless it's a great flash and I feel you've put fourth a lot of effort. That's why I'm giving you a 9/10 and 4/5, excellent job. You should make a parodie of the whole movie.

Score: 4

"Well it was alright"

submission: The Wii

date: November 27, 2007

I can't really say I liked it without lieing. It wasn't really that funny and it was way too random for my taste. The animation was better than what you'd usually find on NG but I still didn't find it entertaining. Maybe if you worked a little harder on the comedy instead of putting all your effort into the graphics I'd give you a hi gher score. Until then I'll have to give you a 2/5 and 4/10, it wasn't that bad but it wasn't that good either.

Score: 6

"It was alright"

submission: dbx - theultimatefight

date: November 27, 2007

Yea this was an average movie. I've seen tons of sprite movies and this definately is pat of the better half but still it seems to missing something. The fight is kinda boring and very hard to sit through, and if you're going to make a sprite film you have to have some sort of gimmick otherwise you're bound to fail. I wouldn't say the movie was bad but it wasn't that good either, my main problem with it was the music. It was not DBZ style at all, if you're going to make a DBZ flash it should atleast sound like one. Nevertheless it was an average film and I like it, I'll give you a 3/5 and 6/10. Remeber to put more effort and actual anime music into your next DBZ flash.

Score: 9

"This is amazing"

submission: Dbz - Cvg Teaser

date: November 27, 2007

I've always loved DBZ, I grew up watching the series and I'm a big fan. To tell you the truth this is one of the best DBZ flashes I've ever seen. The excellent animation alone is enough to make me fall in love with this flash. Man your fight scenes are incredible and your characters are designed flawlessly (although Gohan is kinda messed up). I hope you make a series out of this, I'm telling you it's that good. Great job man, but it's not perfect. The music needs some work, you should've used the original DBZ score or the video game music. Other than that it's a great flash and now going to my favorites, I'll give you a 9/10 and 4/5. Very good job man, I hope you create a series or something like that.